A (once) lifeguard turned guardian for open-source. He gets all excited by people (so tweet him up @oliversild or just apply already!). Oliver also enjoys tinkering and hacking hardware and is so far the only weirdo on our team who is a fan of salty liquorice.
Previously wanted to become a chef and completed an education related to this yet then thought it’d be a good idea to start a software company via Reddit instead. Dave is an expert on craft beer, anti-crypto and can nap any time anywhere, seemingly during chats with the designer.
Is into psychology, true crime, mysteries and all things supernatural and is also an SEO wizard herself. She also gets way too excited about cakes and makes a crazy good pecan pie. Every time Agnes sees a dog or a cat, she gets the urge to run to them and meet&greet them.
Seems to believe he is Luke and his father to be Darth Wader (not Vader)… He gets way too excited with the start of Formula 1 seasons and can fall asleep faster than Verstappen can pit, in roughly 1.2 seconds. Darius loves all things adrenaline and crazy and we love him!
Our friendly security bot. Currently on forced leave from Twitter.
Once ate a big mac meal, two extra big macs and an ice cream in one sitting. He gets way too excited about tiny details but also answering random surveys, the cosmos, new smells and organising stuff in productive ways to keep being lazy.
Is publicly into snowboarding but secretly prefers fly fishing these days. He may get way too excited about the sound of press-fresh vinyls. Stevan believes there’s nothing he couldn’t eat (come dare him!) and has a garden full of homegrown fresh produce to prove it.
A moderately successful comic artist (see arcaderage.co). He considers himself a lucky bastard who likes to help others. Mart surprises us with a new band shirt every call and he just loves to nerd it out on random topics… except herring (a classic Estonian trauma).
The hottest guy in the world because he’s the god of all things sauna. He gets all too excited and hot when specifically listening to music on-board airplanes. He’s fun, he’s easy and he can put two notes in one hot whistle!
Managed to become a huge techie without ever watching a single episode of Star Wars. An amazing feat! And when we say a huge techie, we mean a degree in Artifical Intelligence level of dark wizardry. No barrier is too difficult for Ibad to overcome… well except the taste of pudding apparently.
Has a weak spot for deutsche qualität… e.g. Dyson product design and Patchstack. (Honestly now, don’t we all?) Edouard can stay calm and keep cool just like that poster. We’ve seen it in calls and cool he is indeed. In fact he too never watched Star Wars yet still blows us away (just like Dyson).
Our mastermind analyst. He moves with ease across the chess board of vulnerabilities and make no doubt, he will spot every single one. Legend has it he can stare at one repeater on Burp Suite for hours straight. (We couldn’t keep up to debunk nor confirm). Scoundrels, watch out!
Our good vibe correction officer with an alleged ESPN documentary for a backstory. Helis is all about seizing a moment and making it your best one yet. Shots, Shakira and dancing like in the 2000’s may be involved. Be aware, Helis has the inhuman resources to make anything happen.
An A+ guy who seems to do it all – from baby football to creating dioramas – he has the true MacGyver skills to build a working carousel from leftover toothpicks and then turn it into a SaaS business, all while travelling the world. He really put’s the A+ in our A-team.
Meelika is a wild spirit into motorsports and even crazier – art. She once raised a whole colony of spiders and was herself bit by the “travel fever spider”. She’s awesome at uncomplicating finances to self-proclaimed entrepreneurs… which is a huge blessing to us all at Patchstack.
Front-row racer by daylight and back-end developer by night. There are car lovers and there is Joao. He describes himself as a BMW M3 E46 – very loud, always in a rush and never uses blinkers (please do). The man just has a need for speed and adrenaline. No fish though – too scary.
A mysterious and strange individual who can predict the future by analyzing the patterns in his breakfast cereal. As if that weren’t superpower enough, he can also instantly locate any missing socks with his “socksense” and bring relief to those in despair.
A true cat lady living with 5 cats (totalling at 45 lives). She gets way too excited about scuba diving and sees herself potentially getting into deep sea welding – another testament to her craziness (if 5 cats weren’t enough). Tequila and crying spicy tacos – her words to live by.
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